Off the grid

Mrs. Paul and Captain Fishsticks will be spending the Christmas holiday at a secure, undisclosed location off the grid. We can, however, be traced through the NSA or the New York Times.

I hope all my regular readers have a happy and joyous Holiday, with a special "Merry Christmas" for Peg Kaplan, because she gets it. To my liberal readers coming over to rant, try to have as happy a time as you can without chemical enhancement.

Best card of the season.